Naked Women

Due to the onslaught of anti-free-speech laws (the CDA was only the beginning) that our technologicaly illiterate congress insists on passing, I have been forced to restrict access to my archive of nude pictures. You must now certify that you are over the age of 18 under penalty of perjury.

I've written a java age detector to make sure that you actually are over 18. It takes the personal information you entered in your preferences and compares it against a government database.

You don't have a java enabled browser so my age detector won't work. Don't worry, there wasn't anything that interesting here anyway. You can use the time you just saved to go get a better browser.